1. (Source: spidersandspiders, via heart)


  2. softmikus:

    yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

    (Source: sylvehun, via shouldnt)

  3. peetasallhehasleft:

    We asked, they DELIVERED, but Lionsgate is killing the fucking fandom…look what they’ve done to us!

    (via spookystvdia)


  4. egberts:



    youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

    but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?


    (via allteensrelate)

  5. betterbemeta:



    But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.

    water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.

    Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

    (via these-fading-scars)


  8. cassjaytuck:

    what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

    (via these-fading-scars)


  9. chidoree:

    if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

    (via these-fading-scars)


  10. queensuperwholock:




    there are nice americans

    there are rude americans

    there are nice brits

    there are rude brits

    there are nice canadians

    there’s justin bieber

    Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

    He was never meant to escape.

    …I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

    (Source: tom-marvolo-dildo, via userbar)


  11. laughcentre:


    goddamnit “notes” is short for “notifications” 


    (Source: frightscrest, via these-fading-scars)

  13. (Source: tayloralisonswft, via holydia)


  14. reginamas:

    i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

    and she’s just like

    well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

    (Source: adorablebadass, via fake-mermaid)

  15. rhys-sephtis:

    tell me you don’t love ian bohen

    (via peterfkinghale)